Kid hires men to kill his mother to pay for his girlfriend’s boobs.
We know you are pregnant…
$8 brick of cheese fries.
Punk rock turtle.
Stop the poor from reproducing.
Man sues for penis removal.
If you have to ready a rescue ship, I’m not going.
I fear Finland.
Best hurricane photo ever.
Buzz Lightyear is real.
It is quick and easy to upgrade a mac.
Repeat After Me: I am free.
12 year old likes his robot arm.
Where is your God now?
Savers are suckers.
George wants a piece of that.
In light of current vehicle trends, the new batmobile has been revealed.
Leopard vs. Croc
A stone that can forecast the weather.
So, if both my majors are on the top 10 most worthless majors list, what does that make me?
If you are told you have testicular cancer, get a second opinion BEFORE you have it removed.
Some people are allergic to the internet.
This is sportsmanship.