Archive for the ‘Stupid’ Category

california school district bans dictionaries

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

california school district bans dictionaries

man pees on steak

Saturday, January 23rd, 2010

man pees on steak

MMMMMM facebook water

Saturday, January 9th, 2010

MMMMMM facebook water

Kid hires men to kill his mother to pay for his girlfriend’s boobs.

Saturday, September 27th, 2008

Kid hires men to kill his mother to pay for his girlfriend’s boobs.

Some people are allergic to the internet.

Sunday, May 25th, 2008

Some people are allergic to the internet.

Spongebob sure does look happy.

Sunday, February 24th, 2008

Spongebob sure does look happy.

This family is one example of why I have lost all faith in humanity.

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

This family is one example of why I have lost all faith in humanity.

Dear Shit Face, You owe us money.

Sunday, February 3rd, 2008

Dear Shit Face, You owe us money.

If you’re going to fight a tiger, bring something bigger than a slingshot.

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008

If you’re going to fight a tiger, bring something bigger than a slingshot.

Do not give your baby chopped off hands.

Sunday, December 9th, 2007

Do not give your baby chopped off hands.

If I had been arrested for every small object I threw at teachers…

Saturday, December 1st, 2007

If I had been arrested for every small object I threw at teachers…

Weather Channel – The Soundtrack

Monday, November 26th, 2007

Weather Channel – The Soundtrack

Fireplaces soon to be illegal.

Saturday, November 24th, 2007

Fireplaces soon to be illegal.

Man sues God.

Tuesday, September 18th, 2007

Man sues God.

Washington drivers suck. This may be the reason why.

Monday, September 3rd, 2007

Washington drivers suck.  This may be the reason why.

Playing frisbee with a land mine is probably a bad idea.

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

Playing frisbee with a land mine is probably a bad idea.

Study: Smoking bans reduce smoking.

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

Study: Smoking bans reduce smoking.

Ten times as much money goes to teaching disabled students than geniuses… I wonder why…

Saturday, August 18th, 2007

Ten times as much money goes to teaching disabled students than geniuses… I wonder why…

Mayor Nagin says that high New Orleans murder rate “keeps the brand out there.”

Saturday, August 11th, 2007

Mayor Nagin says that high New Orleans murder rate “keeps the brand out there.”

McDonald’s sued for 10million for putting cheese on a cheeseburger.

Saturday, August 11th, 2007

McDonald’s sued for 10million for putting cheese on a cheeseburger.

Holidays give you cancer.

Saturday, August 11th, 2007

Holidays give you cancer.

Do not contaminate your garbage with dead flowers.

Saturday, August 11th, 2007

Do not contaminate your garbage with dead flowers.

Real men don’t wear leggings.

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

Real men don’t wear leggings.

17 is too many kids.

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

17 is too many kids.

Honor the leap froggers.

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007

Honor the leap froggers.

I’m sorry sir, we don’t carry nickels.

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007

I’m sorry sir, we don’t carry nickels.

Racist toothpaste.

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007

Racist toothpaste.

Celebrities are attention whores.

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

Celebrities are attention whores.

Stupid substitute tells sex stories to 12 and 13 year olds in class.

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

Stupid substitute tells sex stories to 12 and 13 year olds in class.

4 out of 5 people seeking cosmetic surgery have been directly influenced by makeover TV shows.

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

4 out of 5 people seeking cosmetic surgery have been directly influenced by makeover TV shows.